Saturday, October 27, 2007

Mr. T's 8 Safety Tips


I know this list has gone around the internet, but I was recently sent it and I think that it's really important to read. Ps… Mr. T didn't really make these up. At least I don't think he did.

Tip #1

The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are attacked and are able to use it, please do so.

Tip #2
If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, do NOT hand it to him. Toss it away from you. Chances are he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for whatever it is he is looking for. You should run in the opposite direction.

Tip #3
If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everyone else will.

Tip #4
Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, or whatever and just sit (doing their checkbooks or something else.) Don't do this. A lot of times a predator will sit and watch you, waiting for the perfect opportunity to attack. When you get to your car you should get in, lock the doors, and leave.

If someone is in the car with a gun to your head, don't drive off. Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your air bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location!

Tip #5
If you are going to your car in a parking lot or garage…
A. Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat.
B. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Many serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women attempt to enter their cars.
C. Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall or office or wherever, and get a guard/police officer to walk you back out. It is always better to be safe than sorry. And better paranoid than dead.

Along the lines of car talk, if you are ever locked in a car but the keys are in the ignition obviously drive that van away from there. If there aren't keys in the ignition jam something into it, like a bobby pin or chewing gum, remember leaving the primary location is the worst situation possible, if he can't start his van, he'll have a much harder time transporting you.

Tip #6
Always take the elevator instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at night.

Tip #7
If the predator has a gun you are not under his control. You should always run. A person aiming at a running target will only hit it 4 in 100 times and even then he probably won't hit a vital organ. So run, in a zig-zag pattern if you can.

Tip #8
As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic to others, don't. It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Gosh, I feel bad spreading fear, but these are just things to keep in mind. I guess.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Hoohahs!


So last night I was over in another dorm building visiting some friends and I bumped into my friend Ilana who is directing the school's production of the Vagina Monologues and she invited me to audition!

In all of my excitement I started looking up the monologues online (i left my copy of it at home, boo. had i only known last weekend I would have brought it with me! gah.) Anyways, in my my search I came across a link to boingboing.net which is like one of my favorite new sites to ogle at.

Anyways, it linked me to this article, the Hoohah Monologues, which obviously I found to be fabulously horrible, lol. love it.

Ps I figured out how to do html! ish! hahaha. I'll go edit stuff.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Campaign Goodies!



Their Looks for Fall 2008

NY Times looks at the candidates gift shoppiesss, my favorite parttt!

It's Almost Halloween!

This lady is scared of cotton balls, lol.

Enjoy.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Buffalo Springfield and the Environment

Bonnie Raittt! Jackson Browne! Ben Harper! Keb 'Mo! Some other people!

Of the people I recognize, totally love them, plus Buffalo Springfield is prettyy damn cool.

They are working for the environment, cool beans. But I kind of like them singing together a bit more, oh well, lol.

Stalking Just Got Easier!



Look at how happy they are to be violating another's privacy!

Kind of makes me hope they find out something really horrible while stalking their child or significant other.

If you click on Stalking Just Got Easier! up at the top it will link you to an article on the consumerist.com and a creepy eepy clip where some guy shows you which gadgets can help you "look after" your children. All of which is just code for, here is how you make sure someone isn't doing something you don't want them to be doing.

Apparently it's all legal. Even if used to watch someone who is not your child.

Je sais pas.

Disturbing.

Oh The Commons Shop

Weird Wares - News



The awesome thing is that I totally want the s'mores kit.

Oh and the vibrating condoms, too. But really, who doesn't want those?

Girls I Wouldn't Mind Looking Like and Boys I Have a Crush On



So, I have a paper or maybe two due tomorrow, so obviously it's almost 2AM and I am on a Juno jag, still.

This Juno Jag (I think I should copyright this phrase cause it's so damn catchy) has led me to two conclusions.

Conclusion A. I've been thinking this for a while now, but Michael Cera in a track suit just confirmed my suspicions of him being wonderful and fabulous and I totally have a big crush on him. All of his awkward talk show appearences have helped me come to this conclusion as well.



Conclusion B. I really would not mind looking like Ellen Page. She's really pretty. She's got great style too.



From what I can tell from the trailers for this movie, the two of them seem to have really great chemistry and all I got to say is that this movie better not dissapoint.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

This Type of Stuff Still Exists?



Cause doing laundry and cleaning is so idyllic.

My New Guru

Today NPR's most emailed stories podcast included an essay by Barbara Held, entitled "A Positive Outlook is Overrated."

This women speaks the truth. She's also the author of "Stop Smiling, Start Kvetching." (I haven't figured out how to do italics yet, it says all I have to do is hit ctrl+I, but it ain't doin' nothin' so I'm a just put quotations around it. Deal.

Anyway, here is a link to her essay on npr.org.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=15505690

I also haven't figured out how to make this a working link soooooo, sorry, lol.

Oh Japan…


So I found this on www.boingboing.net. Image courtesy of them as well.

An idea they are bouncing around over there to decrease the crime rate is to basically have women walk around wearing vending machine costumes soooo that if they feel threatened they can literally back up against a wall… and then pretend to be a vending machine to deter attackers.

I feel as though I really shouldn't be spreading this proposition much further, because even in all its silliness my mother or even the university may start suggesting it to prevent attacks.

woohoo!

There Is No Way to Get Past It

This is my obligatorily contrived first post. As the title suggests, there's really no alternative, so this will have to suffice as my stilted introduction.

Sooo… Bienvenidos, Bienvenue, Welcome…

My name is Katie, I am a second year student at the University of Maryland.

Hopefully I can use this blog to just post some interesting things that I have found in wanderings.

Starting with some pop culture stuff, I suppose.

I am dyinggg to see the new movie Juno, with Ellen Page, Michael Cera (GEORGE MICHAEL), Allison Janney, and Rainn Wilson, among others.

The trailer has me roped in already…

Vanessa Loring (Jennifer Garner): Your parents are probably wondering where you are.
Juno MacGuff (Ellen Page): Nah... I mean I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

the music seems pretty great as well so far, i suggest checking out this link…

http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/09/11/juno-movie-sountrack/

it has a listing of the tracks and lets you take a listen to a couple of the tracks and download them, one of which I believe is Ellen Page and Michael Cera covering the Moldy Peaches, which is pretty cool.

Anyways. I think that's about it. Hopefully pretty painless.